Short: #29

I like the smell of books. It's just like chloroform.

Short: #28

"Tell you what, I can make a reunion for free of charge."

"How?"

"Wait until ramadhan. You can see all of your old friends at the mussola but this chance is only for the first two week of ramadhan."

Short: #27

Q: "How do you know you're ready to get married?"
A: "When you start asking these kind of questions, you're ready".

Short: #26

A fact about the person that I'm in love with.

They don't exist.

Short: #25

"My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"

"Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake."

Short: #24

"I don't understand why she choose him rather than me?"

"Maybe you're not good enough for her."

"Nonsense! I go to the mosque every prayer time."

"Maybe that guy also go to the mosque without telling anybody."

Short: #23

"Go for your ambition first then go for marriage."

"What if my ambition is to get married in young age?"

Sigh.

Short: #22

Don't be so useless as the "ay" in "okay".

Short: #21

A: Do you know Newton's third law?

B: I don't even know his first law.

Short: #20

My friend and I had this conversation before:

A: All the beautiful girls should be wearing the purdah to avoid fitna

Me: Yes, indeed.

B: So what's the point for her to wear purdah? (Pointing to someone)

I was like

Short: #19

Guys are so complicated.

When they go for a jog, they will need a pair of sport shoes, stopwatch, microfiber T-shirt and so on.

While girls only need a camera.

Short: #18

The reason we called it mother tongue is because father never get the chance to speak.

Short: #17

I wear an expensive coat, shiny watch, exclusive necktie with great hairstyle. I walk into my BMW. Say hye to my beautiful personal assistant. Get into my personal office. Sign a few document.

Then my alarm clock wakes me.

Short: #16

Wife and husband always compromise. Husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agree with him.

Short: #15

You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Short: #14

Bro A: I don't want to get married until I have follow all the sunnah.

Bro B: Get married is also a sunnah.

Bro A: Oh snap.

Short: #13

Nanny: We don't have any doctor yet in this family.

Granddaughter: I'll become one someday!

Grandson: I'll go get one.

P/s: Based on true story.

Short: #12

Jokes.

The ability to make someone sad in order to make yourself happy.

Short: #11

A campaign to save trees was held because there's a writer wants to write a book on how to understand women.

Short: #10

Day 19,

I got stuck in a hospital because of the zombie attack. My friend says, "Don't worry, we got many people here. We should be safe."

I reply, "We're not safe at all. Zombies are after human's brain and we stuck here at the mental hospital."